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1st Base 

I finally got to first base with my boyfriend
1st Base by Someone August 12, 2004

Half baked 

Something that is not good enough to be categorized as the real deal.
A half baked meal is barely edible. A half baked friend leaves a lot to be desired from the friendship. Half baked person is incompetent and is barely good enough to serve a meanful purpose.
Half baked by Sundayword August 20, 2009

Baseball 

A sport most people would say is boring but those people are people who don't know shit about it. This sport is America's Past Time because of what it has done for the nation. It has kept The United States united throughout time, just think of 9/11. After the "terrorist" attacks in 2001, Baseball's World Series brought the United States together in a time of struggle and pain.

Baseball is also the only fair sport there is. You have to pitch the baseball over home plate to get strikes which leads to getting outs to end an inning and eventually the game for nine innings or more in case of a tie leading to extra innings. The pitcher has to throw the Baseball over home plate it allows the opposing team to be able to hit the ball, if they can. You can't run out a clock like in other sports; you have to throw strikes in order to win.

It is also a very difficult game. Take a Baseball player and put him in any sport and he will compete. Take any other athlete and throw him a 95 mph (mile per-hour) fastball and he won't touch it.

Michael Jordan, greatest Basketball player of all time, retired from Basketball in his prime to play Baseball then decided not to continue because of how difficult this sport is.

"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and still be considered a good performer," as said by Hall of Famer Ted Williams.

Other sports are great too but Baseball is G.O.A.T
Baseball MLB Beisbol
Baseball by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013

12th base 

When your girlfriend removes her glass eye and you prodceed to insert your penis inside the hole and fuck her.
Guy 1: "Dude we got to 12th base I don't deserve to live anymore."
Guy 2: "shit bro I'll get my bat."
12th base by Shaniquaobamaniqua September 17, 2013
My life goal is completed after the 59th base.
59th base by Endeavor19 July 5, 2009