Diago-Bastard

The asshole you decides to take up two parking spaces in a busy parking lot because they think someone may park too close to their beaten up ghetto-mobile.

"That Diago-Bastard parked across two parking spots, I am never gonna get to the blue-light special in K-Mart."

by Krista-Lise May 6, 2005

moranic bastard

someone conciderd as a moron and a bastard pute together.

guy: theres that bitch shes a moron

girl: ya i heard she doesnt know who her dad is and her moms a hooker

guy: ya...shes a bastard

girl: no way man shes a moranic bastard.

by *~Jennerz*~ May 9, 2005

cheeky bastard

The act of putting ur penis in between a big butt and simply grinding in it with out actual internal sex.

-or-

The act of putting ur penis inbetween the cheeks of a big butt

Dude #1: wud u hit it?

Dude #2: yeah, how bout u?

Dude #1: yeah....

Dude #1: DAMN look at that big butt joint im bousta cheeky bastard that humongo ...

Dude #2: word up..

by mini-vanna white November 11, 2006

Bastard Fish

Bastard Fish: A great 2 man band out of St.Charles, MO. Known for only one song. (I Hate My Life)It is a ballad about hating ones life.

I feel super Bastard Fish today.

That bitch makes me Bastard Fish!

by D Masch August 25, 2008

Bastard

Feminine: A girl who is very horny for penis, drinks alcohol on a regular basis, takes taxis in order to get to places, and sleeps at your house, unwanted. You may often find these "Bastards" in groups. They are very compatible with each other. Some common attributes include having the need to place their lips on Gabe Gerhausers penis. And/Or being an illegitimate child.
Masculine: A grotesque looking boy/man. Attributes often include having excess acne on the face, being chubby or obese, looking like shit, and/or being ugly in general. And/Or being an illegitimate child, or an accident.

Feminine: "Oh the other girls cant come? Well I'm really horny so I guess we'll just invite the bastards."
Masculine: "Awwww what the fuck! That ugly bastard must be Tyler Clark!"

by Catalina Foothills December 16, 2011

Barbardum

Anything. This word is so epic that it can mean anything.

1. I like to barbardum!
2. Hey you barbardum!
3. I like this shirt! Its so barbardum!
4. I ride a barbardum to school everyday wearing my favorite pair of barbardum with barbardum on its barbardum

by Bocabulary February 20, 2012

Bastardisation

A copy of something done in their own style, usually crapper.

Atomic Kitten have bastardisation a song again!
Apple have bastardisation microsoft, or tried to.

by derick nobcheese December 5, 2003