baked

When you are hot (not good looking, just warm)

Yesterday I was baked

by BakedBoy69 September 21, 2022

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

FAKE BAKE

When a person makes a luxury cake using supermarkets ingredients using no mixer and no oven. First coined by Anges de Sucre.

Reshmi made a fake bake of the pink wink cake for a tenner.

by Noentry October 17, 2022

Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who is usually devoid of basic common sense and sometimes can lower other people's intelligence around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. Baked potatoes are a quite particular entity but we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.

Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!

by notyouraveragemale May 22, 2022

Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who usually is devoid of basic common sense and can lower the intelligence of others around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. All though baked potatoes are a very particular entity, we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.

Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!

by notyouraveragemale May 23, 2022

Bake a Soldier

To deficate in snow, allowing the resultant turd to steam

Last night on our hike I had to bake a soldier cause we were too far from the cabin

by The Gentlest of Ben’s May 28, 2022

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022