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A black and white creature seen in the book/film the wind in the willows based on a real life creature
badgers are often seen in woodland parts of england. I used to have a badger in the woods behind the cottage i lived in, we used to see it while plucking black berries to make jam, mmm jam, badgers badgers badgers
badgers are often seen in woodland parts of england. I used to have a badger in the woods behind the cottage i lived in, we used to see it while plucking black berries to make jam, mmm jam, badgers badgers badgers
by disturbedDRAGON January 26, 2004
Get the Badgers mug.Akin to a hatchery, a babery is the home or nest of a crazy chick who wants nothing more than to make lots of babies. These places should be avoided by men at all costs unless they want to get stuck paying child support for a flock of babies.
"Sorry dude, I can't come over tonight, I have to get back to the babery to change two hundred diapers."
"Stay away from Rochelle, she's just looking for someone to help her start her babery."
"You want a stock tip? Don't invest anything in that girl unless you're looking to finance a babery."
"Stay away from Rochelle, she's just looking for someone to help her start her babery."
"You want a stock tip? Don't invest anything in that girl unless you're looking to finance a babery."
by TheTimeLord August 25, 2008
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His story is that follows. There was once a badger who was roaming around Iceland. (As everyone knows Iceland is the home of all badgers.) This badger was walking around doing things when a beam of light shot down from the heavens and granted this badger inhuman powers capable of creating world peace, stopping climate change and curing all diseases. But, he was a badger so none of this happened.
One day when the badger was in the sky doing badger things, he felt lonely. Then he declared: "I will father a son of a human woman, because I am bored." He then proceeded to subdue the most beautiful woman in Iceland with His manly good looks and because he was a badger. (Insert dirty fanfiction about sonic.) The woman then gave birth to the most beautiful badger in the world. Badger Jesus (That was the son of the Badger Gods name.) then declared: "The bridge that was once magnificent between humans and badgers has been burned. Let me be that bridge for the good of humanity." and when he spoke his word instantly became true and transformed in to a bridge full of organs and tissue. "The bridge is good." Said God Badger.
And that is the meaning of life.
His story is that follows. There was once a badger who was roaming around Iceland. (As everyone knows Iceland is the home of all badgers.) This badger was walking around doing things when a beam of light shot down from the heavens and granted this badger inhuman powers capable of creating world peace, stopping climate change and curing all diseases. But, he was a badger so none of this happened.
One day when the badger was in the sky doing badger things, he felt lonely. Then he declared: "I will father a son of a human woman, because I am bored." He then proceeded to subdue the most beautiful woman in Iceland with His manly good looks and because he was a badger. (Insert dirty fanfiction about sonic.) The woman then gave birth to the most beautiful badger in the world. Badger Jesus (That was the son of the Badger Gods name.) then declared: "The bridge that was once magnificent between humans and badgers has been burned. Let me be that bridge for the good of humanity." and when he spoke his word instantly became true and transformed in to a bridge full of organs and tissue. "The bridge is good." Said God Badger.
And that is the meaning of life.
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Get the Crack Badger mug.When one decides to no longer give a shit about something or someone or a certain situation; like the honey badger (See the youtube video-Randall's version- if you don't know the honey badger). The honey badger doesn't give a shit. It's a more "polite" or eloquent way to say "I don't give a shit."
Person 1: Oh man, are you studying for the final, its tomorrow morning!
Person 2: No, I'm taking the honey badger option for this one...
Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear about him/her?!?
Person 2: Nahh...I'm taking the honey badger option for him/her..
Person: I will forever be taking the honey badger option for this class/that person/situation.
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Person 2: No, I'm taking the honey badger option for this one...
Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear about him/her?!?
Person 2: Nahh...I'm taking the honey badger option for him/her..
Person: I will forever be taking the honey badger option for this class/that person/situation.
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by The Original Honey Badger December 28, 2011
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