Stink Badger

When you're scratching your ass vigorously and an accidental slip of the hand causes your finger to slip into your asshole

Ed shared his excitement of finding the elusive Stink Badger with Fabian by wafting his finger towards his face.

by Wolfballz July 24, 2025

Orange badger

when your having sex with a liberal and before you finish you whisper Trump is your president in there ear and hold on

I was on a date and went back to her house and gave her an orange badger

by Bigbigk August 24, 2025

Periwinkle Badger

Mischievous, sneaky and ferocious type of badger commonly seen in National Trust sites in East Sussex. Famously seen at Scotney Castle, East Sussex. An attach on a 7yo boy in 2024 was the only known incident of such a creature. Scientists believe it maybe the only of its kind left.

Oh look, there is a periwinkle badger.

by Sh1406 January 18, 2026

Nudge a Badger

To fuck an older woman with greying pubic hair.

"I'd like to nudge a badger tonight!"

by djchango October 1, 2009

Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

just the badger

as in something is perfect. It was exactly what you needed.

That tea was just the badger.

by Ryan Winch 27 April 5, 2017

hailey jean badger

the most prettiest thing a man could find in the world she has a great personality and she loves animals and that is a hailey jean badger

hailey jean badger your beautiful

thx

by hailey is da girl November 2, 2017