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spew baby

When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.

For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.
Holy Fuck what a mess - I swear this is the last time I have a spew baby!
by Zara Zara June 6, 2017
mugGet the spew babymug.

Babies in the Mud

I left Rachel in bed with some babies in the mud.

He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
mugGet the Babies in the Mudmug.

baby bingo

Risking the chance to get pregnant by going in raw
Omg me and this bird played baby bingo !”
by Chlo May 26, 2019
mugGet the baby bingomug.

Net baby

1. Name given to those born post internet

2.young kids who use computers
net babies are learning computers starting in kindergarten.

aww look at little Kimmy shes such a net baby
by interwebz-on-the-pc-now January 19, 2011
mugGet the Net babymug.

H Baby

A dead baby whose dumbass mother is a heroine addict. Said baby is then used for extremely profitable sales on the black market or as a flotation device.
- "Wow, where'd you get the new Jag you're driving these days?"

- "Oh man, I just started selling H babies. They're flying out of the jars like candy!"

OR

"For a minute, I thought our day on the lake was ruined after a ninja popped all of our rafts. Good thing we brought our H baby for back up."
by Knik October 28, 2009
mugGet the H Babymug.

Highway Baby

A baby raised on the highway we’re most accidents happen. They walk back and forth along the highway searching for their non-existent parents, and are incapable of aging.
Jim: BRO HELP!! IM ABOUT TO CRUSH A HIGHWAY BABY!!

Phineas: Do it.
by BSsubsforlunch August 16, 2023
mugGet the Highway Babymug.

baby rhino

Dude 1: Damn dawg, that chick is cute but chunky.

Dude 2: Yeah homie, she's a baby rhino.
by Fat chick March 8, 2014
mugGet the baby rhinomug.

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