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Ann Summers

The mother of your wife's South Asian ex-bang, who instigated your son's penis exemption from being a gentile, and lingers in the the background of you.
I still have my Ann Summers. Shish.
by Fievel Vertowitz June 3, 2018
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Hailey - Ann

Oh how the beauty,
How it can stricken me,
Hot as fire,
Onward to inspire,
Why her eyes,
Insightful as ice,
Lure me in,
Oppressing my spin,
Voluntarily to the contrary,
Entrancing as a flurry,
Matchless beauty resides,
Yon the curves of her sides,
Lust engraves within,
I struggle to hold it in,
The mere sight of her hair I gape,
Thus her hair to model her shape,
Longer though I must wait,
Exempt to prevaricate,

Rambunctious as a fox,
Appealing as the moon,
Inspiring as the ocean,
Noble as an eagle,
Beautiful as Persephone,
Optimistic as the sun,
Wonderful as the stars,
Sweet as a cup of sugar,

Gone are ones thoughts,
Indecision leaves spots,
Rolling through the strife,
Love of my life...
(Hailey - Ann walks in)

Me: Oh look, It's Persephone's contender...

(Persephone looks at her... and gapes...)

Persephone: That's not fair...
by bigblueeys June 6, 2018
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Ann Evelyn

Looks: red hair, blue eyes, crocs, and a cowboy hat
Personality: confident, sporty, goofy, and she cries when she laughs
by Swimmer256 August 14, 2022
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The Ann Veal

The Ann Veal is a sex act where a girl fills her mouth with mayonnaise prior to performing fellatio
George Michael: "oh, it's so cute, she takes a pack of mayo and squirts it in her mouth. She calls it The Ann Veal"

Michael: "I don't feel so good..."
by HolyHibachi August 17, 2022
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Anne

The perfect girl but will crush your heart into one million pieces. Hottest Latina on Earth. I love her so much.
Anne broke my heart again.
by Lancer85 August 17, 2022
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Nye-Ann

The sexiest beast alive with a mega bunda that claps. You all want a piece of this bunda btw. She is oddly violent and will hurt you, aggressive track record but only hurts you out of love. Has a criminal record and is banned from parks.
DAMN BOY, have you seen Nye-Ann and her bunda?
by Lettita August 24, 2022
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Lori-Anne

Lori-Anne is the most thoughtful caring stunning girl you will ever meet in your life. She woukd do anything for you, she may be shy and quiet on the outside but once you get to know her she is the most funny and charming girl you will meet. With her beautiful face and her smoking hot body. She will make both guys and girls jaws drop girls want to be her and guys want to be with her. If you ever meet a lori-Anne charity and take care of her cause there is no one like her
Boy1: Hey look it’s Lori-Anne

Boy 2: she’s so hot
Boy3: fr I wish I was dating her
by Lori Lover September 1, 2022
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