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Smart hair

The little hairs in the back of your neck.
I just grabbed your dumb sss by the smart hairs.
by Ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 16, 2017
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hair boy

That one guy at every high school or university who has mad long hair that's taken him forever to grow out. Everyone knows him by his hair and it's pretty much his dominant physical feature.

Most guys go through a shaggy phase, but a real hair boy grows his hair over a period of years and would never cut it even though he gets teased about cutting it all the time.

He's probably proud of his hair to the point of being annoying. You almost just want to chop it off.
"We saw that one kid. I can't remember his name. The one with the really long hair. That hair boy."

"Oh, that's Dylan."

"Yeah, him. His hair is insane."

"Yeah, he's been growing it since like 8th grade."

"He kind of needs a trim."

"Don't count on it."
by hairstuff November 27, 2011
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hair fluffing

pulling one's lover aside fer private pleasurable enjoymentness.
aaron and murphy went into the bathroom and aaron fluffed her hair. they were hair fluffing for hours.
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Jealous Hair

A synonym for tool; often if a person sticks out due to the extra effort that
A person who sticks out because of their gel'd up hair/Someone who thinks they are hot shit/ A dude who overdoes his aesthetic appearance in hopes of it compensating for him being a total douche bag
"whoa!! That dudes got some serious jealous hair!"
by KFin September 23, 2007
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pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.
1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.
by dvdwinter9 January 6, 2007
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ass hair

I went to fuck her ass and she had a shit ton of ass hair.
by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021
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hair-ron

heroin junk horse ,a middle eastern drug derived from the poppy for the narcotic heroin an alkaloid opiate
Heard famous comedian use this term(think 30 rock) no not her. Anyway ,He said My uncle used to use that Hair-ron and then we would sit
around and make fun of him as he started to nod off!
by Rod Longer December 16, 2013
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