Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019

Doodles lil Noodle

smells like my grandmas asshole extremely bad acne annoying asf tries to get with every girl but gets turned down he has scrodum cheese}

I saw doodles lil Noodle today at school and oh my god he smells like straight dog shit the

by Jdjdndns April 24, 2019

Noodles

The nickname Noodles was given to the the one and only Jack Avery by his band mates (blue eyed giraffe, corbine, baby, and hoenah). Jack has long curly hair (its a perm) which looks like noodles they make him look HOT.

Perla:Did you see noodles new post?

Maddy:Stop calling him noodles already he has a name!

by Perla(perper) April 29, 2019

Pot Noodle

A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.

Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.

by falsetokaiba May 9, 2019

nicked in the noodle

A little bit crazy and unsure

"my grandma is a bit nicked in the noodle''

by msalmon May 14, 2019

Noodle neck

A skinny man with a neck like a noodle. Looks like he's been on the session for 6 month solid.

Hew noodle neck ! You wanna get a decent meal down ya and take a break from the crack son.

by Denzal83 June 8, 2019

Noodles

1. The best food ever
2. Brain, mentality
3. Nudes

1. I proper want some noodles right now
2. I lost my noodles in that exam
3. Ayye gurl send me some noodles

by I bes very very GAAAY March 23, 2019