zombie 

zombie- undead creature, usually of human nature, has a insatisfiable craving for humam flesh and brains, really annoying, and hard to kill, as they are already dead.. Also, if a person has been bitten, and survives, he/she will die from infection, and come back as a flesh hungry zombie, and will attack the nearest person, regardless of who they are if encountered, run for your life, or trip the person next to you.. a wunderwaffle is a good weapon to have during a zombie outbreak,

As the zombie feasted upon the corpse of his dead friend, Stan ran like a little pussy..

zombie by NAZI-LOVER March 2, 2011

Zombie 

A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.

A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.

Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.

Zombie by LexiLove<333 May 30, 2011

Zombie 

bloody cannibals; quite fascinating
When someone is being annoying or selfish.

Friend 1: you're being such a Zombie right now!!!

Friend 2: what?!?!?!

Zombie by Momma knows best. June 14, 2011

zombieraptorjesus 

due to the predistion of the end of the world,including the "rapture" or how there was supposedly going to be an appocalypse. The word spread around the internet and "rapture" turned into raptor,therefore creating the Zombieraptorjesus.

"oh shit,zombieraptorjesus!!"

*screams through laughter*"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!"

zombieraptorjesus by WRIST CRAKKER June 17, 2011

Zombiewad 

n. A place where a large group of hungry stoners hangout.

“I don’t want to go to the zombiewad I don’t smoke.”

“I’m so high right now let’s go to the Zombiewad.”

“My girl and I went to the Zombiewad, all we did was eat, smoke and moan”

Zombiewad by ENC-Black November 9, 2011

ZombieWasted 

When you get drunk like zombies do, drinking all the juicy delicious flesh and such.

Faith: Yo Clara I wanna get wasted
Clara: Well it will only be fun if we get ZombieWasted
Faith: Yeah gurl let's do it

ZombieWasted by C.DawgSOLO November 15, 2011

zombie cap 

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

zombie cap by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011