Watchstuy

An organization dedicated to preserving the traditions and standards of Stuyvesant High School and combating encrouching progressivism.

We should have a watchstuy in our school, too bad it's not Stuy, too bad it sucks so much! No wonder we're infested by liberals.

by Miraploy March 3, 2008

Binge Watching

When your life has no meaning so you watch a fuckload of tv or Netflix or Hulu. You normally watch a crazy amount in a depressingly short amount of time.

Person A: Hey wanna hookup with my friend tonight?
Person B: Na I'm gonna be busy binge watching H2O Just Add Water
Person A: Fucking loser

by okay big boy September 18, 2019

pussy watch man

Also known in Miami as "P Dub". Usually refering to that particular individual at the club that spends all night hoping a female will approach him, because he lacks the balls to approach his own sister. Generally an expert in the art of posing, usually against the bar.

Man! Stop being a "P Dub". If you like that female, just go talk to her

by Dominikan April 29, 2003

Chocolate Watch

A reference to anal fisting.

Coined by David Coulthard during his commentary of the F1 2013 Indian Grand Prix. (Lap 49)

Sounds like his engineers preparing him a chocolate watch for after the race for effort.

by IainInLondon November 20, 2013

Sweater Weather

Where all the depressed people wear sweaters without getting questioned about the bar codes on their wrist.

Person 1: my favorite time of the year.. sweater weather
Person 2: you’ve been wearing sweaters all year..

by Chichi man November 6, 2020

Weather boi

Used as a counter roast to "what are those?" And also a counter to any question that people ask.

Noob ass: "what are those?!?"

Kid: "What would you like to know about WEATHER BOI!"

Noob ass: "what are those!?"

Kid: "what would you like to know about it WEATHER BOI!"

by Gocops October 24, 2017

gold watch

euphemism for the imaginary round scorch mark burned on your pants after a particularly hot fart

"I believe, sir, that you may be wearing a gold watch in your pants"

or

'That's a proper gold watch, you gent!'

by baboonzarse January 4, 2007