Coined on Twitter by Aaron Rupar, Sane Washing happens when Casino Mobster Donald Trump speaks his usual nonsensical word salad and then "paper of record" New York Times cleans it up like a dirty vegetable and serves it up to readers as cogent thought.
by Uncle Joosie September 5, 2024
Get the Sane Washing mug.When a person shows and manifests a luxurious and well-lived life on social media, that is not necessarily true. Can be used to improve one's social and public image. Associated with "showing off" for the sake of getting awe from its audience. Derived from "sports-washing" and "green-washing".
by Strand3n October 10, 2024
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A strangely modern shithole full of the finest menagerie of western high school America you have ever seen. 2000 students worth of goths, artsy kids, and… them (furries). The mascot is a shitty minimalist kangaroo, in an odd purple. Incessant and tacky branding everywhere… the only thing it’s got going for it is the fact that it’s almost decently funded.
With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.
All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.
Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?
Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history
With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.
All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.
Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?
Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history
Man: so where do you go to school little fella
Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep
Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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by Capital_K December 10, 2024
Get the Alabamian Washing Machine mug.A game where in invokes 5 people (Jambalaya, Daisuke, Anya, Swansea, and Curly) that are in a big ass ship to transport !SPOILERS:! Mouth washing. Jambalaya raped Anya (which means she is pregnant) and he can't take responsibility (responsibility is a big word on this game) and crashes the ship into a asteroid hoping it'll kill all. But Curly (the captain) went to the control area and sadly received the worse injury out of everyone making him one big skinless meat person with paper covered around him and in constant pain.
The crew shortly discover after starting to run out of food that the thing they were shipping was just a bunch of mouth washing. Swansea got really excited when the mouth washing was 14% ethanol. The rest of the gameplay is just Anya going into the room beside the barely alive Curly to commit suicide (while Curly just watches since he can't do nothing) Daisuke tries to fix something in the vent and getting severely damage resulting in Swansea throws a axe to Daisuke's face to put him out of his misery while drunk off mouth washing, and then Swansea get shot at the head by Jambalaya (the only fucking thing he did is getting angry, complain, and going insane). and shortly after he just makes a whole ass party with everyone being dead and curly just helplessly stares at Jambalaya (in which he is happily hallucinating that he saved the crew). Jambalaya puts Curly in the freeze pod in which Swansea kept as a secret and then jambalaya just shots himself.
The crew shortly discover after starting to run out of food that the thing they were shipping was just a bunch of mouth washing. Swansea got really excited when the mouth washing was 14% ethanol. The rest of the gameplay is just Anya going into the room beside the barely alive Curly to commit suicide (while Curly just watches since he can't do nothing) Daisuke tries to fix something in the vent and getting severely damage resulting in Swansea throws a axe to Daisuke's face to put him out of his misery while drunk off mouth washing, and then Swansea get shot at the head by Jambalaya (the only fucking thing he did is getting angry, complain, and going insane). and shortly after he just makes a whole ass party with everyone being dead and curly just helplessly stares at Jambalaya (in which he is happily hallucinating that he saved the crew). Jambalaya puts Curly in the freeze pod in which Swansea kept as a secret and then jambalaya just shots himself.
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