Whilst searching for pornagraphic material in preperation for a worth while masturbation session, one clicks upon a site described as 'blonde gets gangbanged by three well hung men'. Once clicked upon said website reveals itself to be an old granny being set upon by three midgets. This instantly kills the mood (for any well adjusted person) and is known as hitting a 'wank mine'.
Searching for porn and finding out the 'beautiful blonde with big naturals' is in fact your mother. My friend, you have just encountered a 'wank mine'.
by renegade2598 May 27, 2010
Get the wank minemug. A loud wank is where everyone in your house goes out, so you can masturbate with the volume on full, no headphones in.
by lazelllllll December 12, 2010
Get the loud wankmug. by Sophie the sonos slut February 12, 2019
Get the Sonos wankmug. by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003
Get the french wankmug. When playing Fifa multi player 2 v 2 on xbox, these are the two that when paired together are quite honestly the worst. They probably have never played a proper game of football and if you end up with one of these on your side it can ruin your weekend.
They desperately, shamelessly and degradingly blame each other for inept play and decision making in the vain attempt to come out top of the wank.
It is tradition when you have scored against the Wank bros to point and say wank at each one of the pair as quickly as is necessary.
Lets practice:
it's not 'wank.................wank'
It is in fact 'wankwank'.
They desperately, shamelessly and degradingly blame each other for inept play and decision making in the vain attempt to come out top of the wank.
It is tradition when you have scored against the Wank bros to point and say wank at each one of the pair as quickly as is necessary.
Lets practice:
it's not 'wank.................wank'
It is in fact 'wankwank'.
1, easy game this evening as we have be pitted against the wank brothers (wank brothers look embarrassed but except their label)
2, thank god for that, i'm not with either of the wank brothers.
2, thank god for that, i'm not with either of the wank brothers.
by jebusmoore January 6, 2008
Get the wank brothersmug. A style of masturbation for one trying to impress, When one squats down and holds them self up with 2 legs and 1 arm with the free arm wanking thee penis off is a Maserati Wank
Pablo "hey Terry when i got stuck in the lift in the estate, i was so bored i squated down and had a "Maserati Wank"
Terry "well done Pablo"
Terry "well done Pablo"
by Fatal Jimmy October 8, 2009
Get the Maserati Wankmug. The act of smacking the acorn without washing your hands after handling spicey food anything upto half an hour after doing so (depending on the level of culinery heat).
Usualy results in some sort of aggitation and burning. This is a non advisable activity, and is some what frowned appon by most social circles as a method of arousal. It is therefore only accepted as a result of some sort of carelessness and or poor personal hygeine.
Usualy results in some sort of aggitation and burning. This is a non advisable activity, and is some what frowned appon by most social circles as a method of arousal. It is therefore only accepted as a result of some sort of carelessness and or poor personal hygeine.
Jack: Shit man get me some bread...
john: what the hell for
Jack: I need to wrap it round my shaft, i've only gone and had a fucking tobasco wank.
John: Wtf, your bad, I need that for lunch tommorow tosser!
john: what the hell for
Jack: I need to wrap it round my shaft, i've only gone and had a fucking tobasco wank.
John: Wtf, your bad, I need that for lunch tommorow tosser!
by farmerboy July 5, 2009
Get the Tobasco Wankmug.