Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."
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Hym "Suchir Balaji's family will be doing it with me. I'm glad you brought this up. How many innocent people suffer with me? You don't care. You just demand sympathy for your kids and THIS is exactly why you don't deserve it. Which one of you is going to be the next Suchir? I won't suffer alone. It'll you and your the second family the second I get the upper hand OR it'll be the family of the kid who pays the price for WHAT you are doing. And all the while your kids are going to be getting fucked and slaughtered. You're going to be hanging yourself. Like Suchir. But you know what you COULD do? Instead of killing yourself? You could always take it out on the breeder filth how make the world this way. You'd be doing me and yourself a favor. You'd make the world a better place."
Hym "Suchir Balaji's family will be doing it with me. I'm glad you brought this up. How many innocent people suffer with me? You don't care. You just demand sympathy for your kids and THIS is exactly why you don't deserve it. Which one of you is going to be the next Suchir? I won't suffer alone. It'll you and your the second family the second I get the upper hand OR it'll be the family of the kid who pays the price for WHAT you are doing. And all the while your kids are going to be getting fucked and slaughtered. You're going to be hanging yourself. Like Suchir. But you know what you COULD do? Instead of killing yourself? You could always take it out on the breeder filth how make the world this way. You'd be doing me and yourself a favor. You'd make the world a better place."
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Hym "Jordan Peterson does not just want to help people. Jordan Peterson wants to be the golden prophet and surpass Jung. Which he isn't and won't. He wants you launder his deliberate misreading of text to validate a religion he doesn't actually believe in so his kids won't actually have to do the things he expects everyone else to do (i.e. suffer) and he is going to expend capital to ensure that the rest of you do exactly that... And I'm going to help! Because I'm the ultimate helper! So, rest assured, if he succeed against me you WILL suffer. At my hand or because of me. The only path forward for me is victory and if that victory is defined by Jordan Peterson you will all pay the price."
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