slippery unicorn

When you put an ice cream cone on your head and you penetrate the woman's vaginal chamber while, screaming "I'm an invincible unicorn!"

Jay: Hey did you see Garrett yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, wasn't he doing the slippery unicorn to his girl.
Jay: What the fuck I was talking about I saw them at the arcade yesterday! Are you high?!
Mark:Maybe

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

Desert Unicorn

A girl from Vegas that isn't a whore

you see that girl over there, she's a Desert unicorn bro

by RedxArrowx7 January 20, 2019

The Unicorn

When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her

I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess

by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019

Unicorn

The perfect girl, usually impossible to catch.

See that girl Kimantha, she is a total Unicorn!

by Unicornfinder2021 October 16, 2021

unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018

Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.

Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.

by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020

Kathy Unicorn

An adopt me player who won't quit pretending to be broke in the game to get free pets. Sometimes they will be dressed trashy or as a trash can with a display name reading, "unwanted pet bin."

Fem: Kathy Unicorn
Masc: Kayden Unicorn

Ex: Look at Kathy Unicorn over there trying to beg for a free mega neon turtle.. Who does she think she is?

by chadeesa July 20, 2024