Twat Waffle

Step one: Hit a Vagina with a tennis racket at least hard enough to leave an imprint, maybe break some skin.

Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup

Step Three: Preform oral sex

I told Jenny the only way I'm going down on her is if I can twat waffle it.

by S. P. Jarlsbeger October 20, 2008

twat sucker

A sucker of twat; a complete turd knob.

"What an absolute fucking twat sucker!"

by Oik Oik May 5, 2007

twat burger

a popular food in the middle east made from twats collected from cheating bitches who have been stoned to death

shame about the dead bitch but she did suck her neighbours cock but at least I'll be able to have a twat burger tonight

by Sirtokalott January 13, 2008

Butter Twat

When one gets a female so wet, the fluid churns and is turned into butter.

-Dude i had some great sex last night.
-Oh word?
-Yeah man, it was so good that bitch had butter twat!

by Punisher93 July 11, 2010

hoover twat

A vagina that inhales anything and everything.

you have a hoover twat, sucking down any penis around the vicinity

by cnicoleee September 3, 2010

twat talk

When a woman tries to take over a conversation she know little, or less than a man she is talking with.

She lot her credibility with all the twat talk she was doing.

by Kevin Steven March 31, 2017

Twat Spot

When a female's underwear accidentally becomes twisted such that her vagina is exposed to others.

My girlfriend was walking around in her underwear yesterday and I got an awesome twat spot!

by Megaman093 September 10, 2011