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Im going to touch you

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.
Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024
mugGet the Im going to touch youmug.

Non-touched

I non-touched that topic.
by EddieBrock5 November 6, 2023
mugGet the Non-touchedmug.

Touch Grass

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.
by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.

touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
by dickscrambler October 6, 2016
mugGet the touch muffinmug.

two man touch

When playing tic-tac-toe/naughts and crosses if you or the opponent has a move where they can win from more than one position it is called a two man touch
I got you in a two man touch as I can win horizontally and vertically right now
by *insert pseudonym* May 26, 2024
mugGet the two man touchmug.

Touch the sound of silence

This word originated from a stream of weird tiktok videos depicting people puking. On the top of the video there was a man singing a song that had the lyrics, “and touch the sound of silence.”

In other words, it means to vomit.
Guy 1: “Bro you good?”

Guy 2: “Nah, I think im gonna *Touch the sound of silence* man.”
by Nigger hater 22 November 28, 2024
mugGet the Touch the sound of silencemug.

Touched

To say you got touched is to say you got ripped off.
Peter: How much did you pay for your tickets?

Tom: $150 each for 3

Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!
by SpaghettiBetty June 2, 2022
mugGet the Touchedmug.

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