A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
by Leyulf October 01, 2013
Someone who is obsessed with their own image, thinks they know more than anybody else but, in reality can't speak or comprehend beyond a 3rd grade level, has no clue about American or world history or culture, Is a bully and is so thin skinned that they can't take the most simple critique. Similar to twat waffle but, this person normally advertises their stupidity on Twitter.
President Trump is such a twit waffle!
by NunYaBizwhacks May 04, 2017
When he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he either grabbed her boobs or hes in a good mood.
by bcrox May 06, 2008
the act of putting the penis through a waffle and into the butt of the partner, afterwards eat the waffle
by cudycudikins February 06, 2011
by beerman22 July 12, 2013
noun. Fried chicken and waffles. Usually served as breakfast. Roscoe's Chicken N' Waffles is World Famous, however, Merrit Bakery in Oakland California is the best place in the bay area to dine on this wonderful dish.
If you ever pull an all-nighter in the east bay Merrit Bakery is the best place to chow down on Chicken N' Waffles.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 01, 2008
a juzzy waffle is a girl who is like a waffle. she lied to a lav(person of round proportion with curly hair)if you are a juzzy waffle you are majorly kool an everyone likes you (apart from a lav) she is very evil and hates a grob(a person with no friends, often swiss) some may think sxc.... *cough*
by boble loblle June 08, 2004