Do it then nigga

Used when your worried about something but want to appear calm

“I’m going to break into your house at night at murder you”

Shit do it then nigga

by Ncthh5 March 15, 2023

Doing homework

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 8, 2019

Do a Cummings

To blatantly break rules, the law, or social norms out of sense of arrogance, superiority and entitlement, especially when you get away with it or face only tokenistic punishment, thus provoking disgust, anger and resentment amongst the wider public who are expected to abide by those same rules and punished if they don’t. Named in honour of Dominic Cummings, one-time right-hand man to British PM Boris Johnson, who during the first covid lockdown drove across the country from London to Durham to his parents, and made various trips in the local area, later stating these were necessary to ‘test his eyesight’. He kept his job.

Bob: I got pulled over for speeding last night, but the cop let me off with just a stern word after I told him I’m close friends with the police chief.
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.

Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.

Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021

Doing a Vinnie

Not even trying

Rather than completing the course, im doing a vinnie.

by i want to break free January 28, 2019

doing a sonic

The act of finally defecating after a strenuous time holding in the urge to not shit your pants. Creating loud noises in the bathroom while excretion.

Guy 1: what are all those loud ass noised in the bathroom, are you okay?
Guy 2: I'm doing a sonic right now!
*Fart noises and shiting*

by Solkana April 18, 2021

Doing 90s

When someone (most likely a player in a video game) is doing something extremely fast and not thinking about it at all. It can be the most stupid thing imaginable.

Player 1: Imma be doing 90s right now.
Payer 2: what is 'doing 90s' mean?

Player 1: IDK.

by ButterPixel9999 August 16, 2021

Douche 'do

Hairstyle that is formed by using too much gel in order to spike hair up completely, or just the front end of the hair, forming the signature "faux hawk"

Jesus joel, you dyed your douche 'do blonde? That doesn't help your reputation as an asshole.

by Dennissqueezes May 28, 2011