Kermit (the frog)

Usually, a tall skinny, athletic person who is wealthy or pretentious.

Look at that lanky Kermit (the frog) with that fat woman.

by Contorno August 20, 2023

Amazon Milk Frog

A type of arboreal frog native to the Amazon Rainforest that looks like he has a lil suit

Amazon Milk Frogs make great starter pets. Also, f r o g.

by gobeldigook August 22, 2023

Frog Gobbler

A frog gobbler is an especially unattractive, older woman of the night with noticeably stretched out lips.

Dude, do you see that frog gobbler across the street? How many frogs do you think she had to gobble a day to get a mouth like that?

by Tig-Ol-Bitties August 30, 2023

Frog Boggling

When you go full incest and fuck your brother.

Man we caught mahomes in the locker room really frog boggling his brother. Everybody puked, it was gnarly.

by Woody312 September 7, 2023

barking tree frog

Code word for an audible fart in a public place.

Person 1: *Farts* Man did you hear that barking tree frog?
Person 2: You’re nasty.

by Hughe G. Rection September 11, 2023

kill the frog

To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."

Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."

by ruby_wired September 28, 2023

frog bank

it is when i transgender woman shoves 69 frogs up ur ass and you have to tounge them out until you turn into a transgender frog that nuts out every part of your body.

hey will you give me a frog bank tonight carlton mobley? Yes i will frog you out.

by Cmob1612 April 6, 2024