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thunder squatch

A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.
Dude, I just saw a thunder squatch!
by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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Ass-thunder

Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.
I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.
by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023
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Thunder X Ashley

by LazrTrackz November 27, 2021
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Thunder Moist

Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.
Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.
by Z329 July 18, 2022
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Dark Thunder

Dark Thunder is the name of a song from the album Sudden Shower by Camellia (かめりあ).
Daaaaamn, Dark Thunder was so great I wanted to jump and dance really weirdly like as if I was acoustic.
by iamVill May 19, 2018
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tittie thunder

When someone gives you a nipple twister with jumper cables and a car battery.
I just got a tittie thunder. My chest is on fire!!
by Lrams November 24, 2015
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