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Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free
I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket
by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023
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Law of Androgyny

When a feminist or masculinist argument is rendered moot because it applies equally to both genders.

Practically applied by replacing the gender terms in an argument with their antonyms, i.e., if, in a piece of writing, you can reasonably replace the words 'women, female, maternal etc' with 'men, males, paternal etc' (or visa versa) without significantly altering your contention; then it's not appropriate to argue your point from a feminist/masculinist perspective.
1. You can't use "women are pressured in to having children because their parents want grandchildren" as a feminist argument, it doesn't pass the Law of Androgyny test; that point would still be valid if you replaced 'women' with 'men.'

2. You can't use "men are pressured in to having children because their parents want grandchildren" as a masculinist argument, it doesn't pass the Law of Androgyny test; that point would still be valid if you replaced 'men' with 'women.'
by McKinks June 21, 2014
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Josh the Law

Josh The Law is a person that drives fast and doesn't obey the law. He can't be punished though because HE IS THE LAW.
You are acting like a real Josh the Law! Calm down and slow down.
by 69anonymous42 March 6, 2021
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Daddy Law

A term used in DD/bg BDSM relationships which the Daddy uses to explain to the baby girl why she must listen and do as she's told.
Her: Where does it say you're the boss?
Him: It's Daddy Law.
by TheDaddyBear November 25, 2020
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Richards Law

I always love to use “Richards Law” to counteract that horrible no good Murphy’s law!

We were on a job site on Rooftop and out of nowhere “Murphy’s law” jumped at us, then to counteract it, we enabled “Richards Law” to kick Murphy’s laws ass right off the job site immediately !!
by MiniMarley December 18, 2018
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Colin Laws

The coolest uncle boss ever. He likes to buy his awesome workers (steph, Liam and meg) a lot of Costa and food. Can be a bit weird at times but aren’t we all.

He’s the Above and Above and Beyond cult leader
Dickhead 1: Have you heard of Colin Laws?
Dickhead 2: Yeah, he’s my uncle boss that buys me costa
Dickhead 1: Dude that’s so cool!
by The Weirdo Potato July 3, 2020
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Splacoo's Law

It's a law that allows any people on any website to roast other people until they either say something that is sexist or racist, or until they leave their house and have any device on them. If they leave the house and jump online, they can only view sites and can't type comments until they are in a private place like a house.
I really like Splacoo's Law, it makes the internet a better place without any racism or sexism.
by Arztiser March 18, 2023
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