donkey saddle

the fat cottage cheese looking ass on a rather large,ugly woman.

damn, that Gina got a DONKEY SADDLE!!

by t kizzel April 23, 2009

ditching the donkey

Going the turlet and pooping just the right amount so that you feel rejuvenated. Almost as if you lost the weight of a donkey.

There's nothing better on a cool Saturday than waking up, ditching the donkey, and going back to sleep.

by PlayPinballRecords November 16, 2009

Donkey Forker

Donkey Forker is a Phrase that is used when your makeing fun of someone, meaning that they fork donkeys... Forker meaning Fucker, and Donkey meaning A Live Donkey.

"I only work with my monkeys"(scientist)

"Oh really my friend here works with donkeys, he’s a donkey forker, you both should go on a double date with your animals"(bob)

"Shut up"(Steve)

by Cargen August 15, 2006

donkey booty

a nasty booty

mexican ass is better :)

You know that donkey booty over there...? It sure stinks.

by mexicanalove September 27, 2005

Crazy Donkey

While you are on your bed, sitting on all fours, having your salad tossed from behind, you suddenly (players choice) begin shitting or pissing. At that point your girlfriend rears back only to see you looking back at her. At that point you give her a loud, "HEE HAW, HEE HAW", and then donkey kick her off the bed!

Mike: Hey Dallas
Dallas: Yeah?
You'll never believe what happened last night. I had this girl in my bed tossing my salad and I started to piss, gave a HEE HAW and pulled off the best Crazy Donkey ever.

by Myrtle Beach Allstars November 13, 2007

donkey schmack

Smacking someone so hard they yelp like a donkey

Yesterday I donkey schmacked my friend and he cried

by cocomustard July 22, 2006

Donkey Sack

Asshole. To be rude/obnoxious, annoying, show off, jackass,airhead,stupidcocky,to crave attention and make the presence of the person known to everyone.

Josh/Donkey Sack:I'm here/Look at me/I win/I'm awesome/I'm the best/etc.
Olivia:Mother fucking donkey sack

by 28olivia28 May 19, 2009