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dumber than trump

to be dumber than a orange skinned old man who at one point was president of the united states

who often said incredibly dumb things
bob: Chinese writing is the same as Japanese writing it is practically the same.
chris: they are not the same thing chris pulls out his phone and looks up the differences between the two writing characters and shows bob.
bob: well both countries people look the same as one another.
chris: bob you are absolutely dumber than trump if you think that.
by Backstroke swimmer 24 April 8, 2024
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National punch a person who is taller than u day

GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,

This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!

Xoxo - revenge
Oh it’s national punch a person who is taller than u day (punches) AHAHAHAHAH ROTT
by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020
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It's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here.

When you are in an environment that makes sweat because you are so hot.
"Man it's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here."
by HiTler_HimSelf March 2, 2020
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Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"
bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying
by fuckhand November 18, 2021
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Throw younger people than you day

If someone is younger than you, you can throw them on October 29.
Throw younger people than you day is on October 29
by Cat24weeb October 24, 2020
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Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
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Kick anyone shorter than you day

Kick anyone one shorter than you on December 1st
Kick anyone shorter than you day is december 1st
by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019
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