Bukkake Test

This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.

IT Director:

Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.

IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.

IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!

by Mr413 November 5, 2021

Test

Test (Testimony) is dat nigga and he’s penis is extremely large. Some may say he wears baddy pants because his cock is dat big.

I saw dat mans cock and he was really dat nigga. Oh u mean dat nigga test.

by Cool powder October 28, 2020

A test from god

When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted

" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"

by BuBaHasShat June 17, 2022

Piss Test

The struggle a man has urinating into the toilet while having an erection.

Bro, I woke up with morning wood and had to pee, I had to take a Piss test.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.

I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

by Cummy worm June 8, 2016

Male Bechdel test

1. A test to see if in a piece of media, two characters manage to not measure cocks by the amount of nanomachines coursing through their veins.

DID THE FAULT IN OUR STARS MANAGE TO PASS THE MALE BECHDEL TEST?

by northbot September 24, 2025

Test freestyle

When you have to take a test for a school subject but you didn’t learn.
So you just make (freestyle) the test without actually knowing anything about it.

Ay man I heard Rodney just did a test freestyle on the important math test.
That bitch crazy on god.

by anonymous December 12, 2023