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taco bandit 

A man that is very active in voyeuristic activities. This may include upskirts. His possible hang outs include the bottom of stairwells, Taco Bell, and in the women's bathroom. He is not known to have a job. Preferably he would eat taco's. He can differentiate many different types of underwear by small glimpses.
Taco Bandit could be found by leaving his trademark hat behind.
taco bandit by bob April 5, 2005
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spicy taco

A douchebag who stalks two girls to Big Truck Tacos and gets bitched when they go through the drive thru. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: paying for the targets night at the fair and then getting ditched for another man, abandoning friends to stalk targets, excessive talking about one's wrestling career to try to impress the stalked girl(s), and excessive crying and pouting over the above situations
Sounds like a case of the Spicy Taco
spicy taco by GSP_anal69 October 22, 2010

24 Hour Taco Shop 

A woman that makes her vagina available 24 hours a day.
Ben: Im hungry, what's for dinner?

Eric: I'm not hungry I just got back from your mom's house. She started her own 24 Hour Taco Shop. Get Shit On Ben.
24 Hour Taco Shop by Boxx November 3, 2006

Taco Rocket 

A cheap ghetto sled with tiny wheels and lots of paint and chrome primarily driven by persons of latino heritage.
Las night was cruise night,every beaner in town was there so it was bumper to bumper Taco Rockets.
Taco Rocket by vivian darkbloom October 15, 2005

yummy taco 

A sexual act involving a man and 2 women where after the man ejaculates on one of the women's vaginas, the other woman eagerly eats/licks it up like a yummy taco.
Susie enjoyed Nicole's yummy taco after John seasoned it with his man salsa.
yummy taco by bkvan December 26, 2007

Soggy Taco 

When a man is banging a woman doggy style. He then takes it out spits on her butt and when she looks back at him he sticks it in her vagina and cums which will cause her to become angry.
guy 1: Hey man I was banging this chick last night.

guy 2: How was it?

guy 1: It was great then She got pissed after I gave her a soggy taco
Soggy Taco by NsB VELOCITY February 16, 2010
The food that can give you a hard time while on the toilet..
"Why is he taking so long the there? He must of had a taco."
"Dude, he let out a nuke..."
Taco by Tacooooz May 3, 2017