Twat Waffle

Step one: Hit a Vagina with a tennis racket at least hard enough to leave an imprint, maybe break some skin.

Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup

Step Three: Preform oral sex

I told Jenny the only way I'm going down on her is if I can twat waffle it.

by S. P. Jarlsbeger October 20, 2008

twat sucker

A sucker of twat; a complete turd knob.

"What an absolute fucking twat sucker!"

by Oik Oik May 5, 2007

twat burger

a popular food in the middle east made from twats collected from cheating bitches who have been stoned to death

shame about the dead bitch but she did suck her neighbours cock but at least I'll be able to have a twat burger tonight

by Sirtokalott January 13, 2008

Twat Jacket

A reference to a motorcycle jacket made by BMW which is branded as a Ralye II Pro Jacket. Made famous by Ewan and Charlie on their Long Way Round tour. Bought by riders wanting to look the part when they're off down the cafe on a Sunday on their bike. Round the world wannabe's with all the gear and no idea.

Have you seen all those 1200 riding tossers in their twat jackets hanging around outside The Ace Cafe?

by Indersisive March 25, 2009

Snot Twat

When a guy cums in a girls twat and she queefs it out

Sara's Snot Twat killed the deal for sloppy seconds

by jayberd June 6, 2009

uneducated twat

Someone extremely annoying or who makes unneeded references

"It's just like blank"

"Shut up you uneducated twat"

by Past perfect May 24, 2014

hoover twat

A vagina that inhales anything and everything.

you have a hoover twat, sucking down any penis around the vicinity

by cnicoleee September 3, 2010