Kennedy road trip

The act of killing someone while they are riding in a car

"I want you to take that bitch on a Kennedy road trip while he's driving down the road"

by Dick ziggler November 2, 2018

Pre-road rage

The rage that fills you as you wait in line at the DMV.

I might go on a killing spree because of my Pre-road rage!

by Rmilkman January 13, 2009

The Ol Rocky Road

When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.

Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.

by Superman1248 August 5, 2021

Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.

Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.

by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022

10 Trinity Road

Undoubtedly top brothel in the UK.

Man1: Ay my dawg my meat be throbbing. You know a joint where I can my piece dealt with?
Man2: My dawg you ain’t heard of 10 Trinity Road? That shit be bussing with da bussy!

*Ed strokes his piece has Tom gazes in berwilderment*

by Dawgywillyman February 4, 2023

walking-road-kill

A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.

On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!

by m2hss April 25, 2011

Road Beer (UK)

When you on your way to the lads to bang some nose pizza. You take a beer with you to drink en route. Whilst walking.

Yo, clive let's get some nose pizza from chango. Ok Robert, but we gonna need a few road beer (uk) bruv.

by Tony the DR of luggage December 31, 2020