home day care service

A day care service given at one's home to care for little children,especially toddlers and preschoolers. The proprietor,usually a stay-at-home mom,has preschool aged children of their own.

10-year-old Michael's Aunt Rachel,who has a 3-year-old son,Patrick,operates a home day care service,partly so little Patrick has children of his own age to play with at the house.

Kenny's mom operated a home day care service so that Kenny's little brother Hayden could have preschool aged children to play with at the house.

by JMC70 October 14, 2017

Homes Under Nuff Hammer

Homes Under Nuff Hammer

UK property based day time programme. Presenters look at homes, then watch homes being auctioned, then return to look again after the home has been painted beige. Repeat ad nauseam.

Presented by Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts. Occasionally and disappointingly, also Dion Dublin.

Often abbreviated to ‘HUNH’.

“Man, I’m hungover. I need Homes Under Nuff Hammer.”
“Already started, but it’s a Dublin episode”
“Bugger”

by Foxes71 January 12, 2018

Badcock Home Furniture & More

A furniture retailer whose catchy jingle is "Badcock & More, Makes It Easy"

Badcock Home Furniture & More is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022

Major Tom (Coming Home)

Standing there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced
But the computer has the evidence
No need to abort
The countdown starts
Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax, up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink", jokes Major Tom
The count goes on
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Second stage is cut, we're now in orbit
Stabilizers up, running perfect
Starting to collect requested data
"What will it effect, when all is done?"
Thinks Major Tom
Back at ground control there is a problem
Go to rockets full, not responding
"Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by"
There's no reply
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Across the stratosphere
A final message, "Give my wife my love"
Then nothing more
Far beneath the ship, the world is mourning
They don't realize, he's alive
No one understands but Major Tom sees
Now the light commands, this is my home
I'm coming home

Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming, coming home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home

Major Tom (Coming Home)

by Death Menace June 18, 2023

When the Cows Come Home

at some unspecified time in the future, perhaps never.

Raymond will repay all the money he owes. That will probably happen when the cows come home.

by Geraldinexxx January 12, 2012

I want to go home

I want to go home

i want to go home O K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pp head penis mouth March 15, 2022

shooting up a nursing home

idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao

Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.

by NotASchoolShooter September 27, 2021