Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.

I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.

by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

SPEED BUMP

Children

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019

bump down

Dallas slang often used to refer to a shootout.

Fuck all that talking ... let's bump down!

by Ms.Badazz2u June 14, 2024

Bump

(British)To Steal.

"I'm going to bump his drink",
"Mate I can't believe you bumped my drink".

by Mercvry September 14, 2020

a bump in the road

a problem or setback.

The company launch was a success, but losing their main investor was definitely a bump in the road.

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

Bumping Parasols

A euphemism for lesbian goth sex.

Ophelia & Willow are totally bumping parasols. *gasp*

by DisasterWeenie July 28, 2019

Thumbsy-Bump

When you and a bro each stick their thumb up their ass and bump knuckles while turned backwards

Me and and the bros always thumbsy-bump at the end of a party. Last night me and kyle did a frontwards thumbsy-bump, our dicks touched but no homo.

by Thumbsy-bumper June 19, 2019