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Bump Stop

Bump Stop

— n
1. A method of driving lowered cars over speed bumps

— vb
2. ( tr ) To stop a car before carefully maneuvering (usually at an angle) over a speed bump
That rides bump stopped HARD!!!

So bump stopped it scraped cats eyes!
by EvlEvo July 2, 2012
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How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.
“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.
by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025
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Stopative Nancy

Someone who stops alot, either in the middle of conversation, games, journeys causing a long annoying pause that affects everyone involved.
Violet Can you stop being such a fucking Stopative Nancy
by Sky606 March 27, 2025
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stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and and stop engaging in meaningless and useless philosophical discussions.
boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll tell it in Latin, damno quod nobn intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about getting the grades to get into high school and making friends.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2012
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Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.
Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!
by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023
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Chaldean Stop Sign

A sign most prevalent in Metro Detroit, notably Dearborn, West Bloomfield, and Warren, where one can coast straight through a stop sign without stopping. With climate change eminent, momentum lost leads to an ever increasing carbon footprint. The Chaldean stop sign is a massive time saver, and a great boost to local businesses.
Mahmud was in a rush to pick up his Cigarette order at Sam's Club in Dearborn Heights. He looked both ways and blew right through a stop sign, right as a State Trooper gave him a thumbs up along with an approving grin. We must all be thankful for the implementation of the Chaldean Stop Sign, the true pride point of Michigan, unlike the infamous Michigan Left Turn, which is really a Boulevard Left turn. Anyways. . . Yella Yella Habibi, We pay for whole road we use whole road!!
by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023
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I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation
Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
by von groovy April 13, 2019
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