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speedballs

I had one speedball then my mate john gave me another so i had two speedballs
by bigbox30 May 15, 2004
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speed bag

What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.
"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."

"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
by Andgorifo January 5, 2008
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Poor Man's Speedball

A poor man's speedball is an alternate version the speedball, a mix of heroin and cocaine, consisting of a mix of NyQuil and a high caffeine Beveridge, usually coffee or a cheap energy drink.
Shitdick: bruv I was gonna go do a few lines but my electric bill cost more than I thought so you best believe I'm rocking that poor man's speedball tonight.

Craig: wouldn't it cost less to just buy weed? Like how is this an economically sound way of getting high, this doesn't make any sense...
by Sauce puppet March 8, 2020
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speedian

Something too cool to describe. Beyond words. An emotional response to the ultimate in coolness.
Dr. Speed is ultra speedian.
by Brian Speed October 24, 2004
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Speedball

1. A potenially lethal concoction of heroin & cocaine, usually done intraveneously.

2. A potentially lethal but yummy delight of fried pork & BBQ pork from Lemon Arbor in Barbados.
Boy1: Im bored Mom
Mom: Go speedball your way out of boredom.

Boy1: I'm hungry
Girl3: I here at Lemon Arbor speedballing..CAWBLEHH i ain gaw teh you!!!
by TheLolBoss February 27, 2014
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Irish speed bump

When a woman has had too many children and her vagina is loose. You shove a potato in her ass for th extra friction during sex.
Katy's pussy is blown out from having her 9th kid. Now I have to give her an Irish speed bump whenever we have sex.
by aBIOgene515 August 9, 2016
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High speed dirt

The act of taking a shit really quickly. Named after the Megadeth song of the same name, which is, coincidently, shit.
"Oh no, she's coming round in three minutes!"
"You better take a high speed dirt"
by stabby mckinfey October 9, 2008
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