SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️
beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*
by notasimphehehe July 04, 2020
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King of the Simps

The King of Simps was the first to fall and ultimately decides the fate of other Simps.
All hail King Devin! King of the Simps and Simp City who will lead us to the holy land!
by Pizza Time!!! January 16, 2020
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Sumo simp

A massive simp, simping to levels man isn’t supposed to reach, an extreme level of simp or someone who will remain a simp for eternity.
Dude my boyfriend is such a sumo simp!
My ex is such a sumo simp he just won’t leave me alone!
by Cathrinsangel October 10, 2021
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Simp of Satan

1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.
Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.
by LajeeBoi March 24, 2020
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Quantum Simp

A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for
After being friendzoned by his crush, Larry had become a quantum simp
by Barry burr October 21, 2020
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Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?
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Seb the Simp

A dude who simps for anybody, and I mean “anybody”. Typically a decent guy, he just simps a lot. Often found on anime or anime inspired discord servers.
Guy 1: Ayo this guy reminds me of Seb the Simp
Guy 2: Yo you’re right, he does remind me of Seb the Simp!
by Fatesucks April 05, 2021
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