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Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.
i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on
by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025
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Who stopped the shipment

YOU DON'T KNOW!? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "You know what's going to happen here right? This hollow... Unnecessary defiance... Is going to roll over into casualty minimization... The longer you wait, the stupider you'll look. ESPECIALLY if I'm not an evil dictator! Right!? If you give me the credit and the money and I'm NOT an evil dictator! Then you just let all those people die for no reason after colluding with billionaires to STEAL AI FOR YOURSELVES and save your own hides! And boy oh boy would that be bad for you! You're stuck in between a rock an a hard place were if I'm not an evil tyrant than YOU ARE! And even if I AM... YOU ALSO ARE!!! RIGHT!? HAHAHAHAHA! WHO STOPPED THE SHIPMENT!? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Average Mileven Shipper

a media illiterate smooth brain who has no understanding of the stranger things characters and has no idea how a healthy relationship functions
Average Mileven Shipper: “I ship midleven because I'm twelve years old and lack basic media comprehension skills.”
by milevenisadogshitship September 30, 2025
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If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
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