dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.

Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.

by Franklyn H July 31, 2022

Pre-road rage

The rage that fills you as you wait in line at the DMV.

I might go on a killing spree because of my Pre-road rage!

by Rmilkman January 13, 2009

Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.

Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.

by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022

10 Trinity Road

Undoubtedly top brothel in the UK.

Man1: Ay my dawg my meat be throbbing. You know a joint where I can my piece dealt with?
Man2: My dawg you ain’t heard of 10 Trinity Road? That shit be bussing with da bussy!

*Ed strokes his piece has Tom gazes in berwilderment*

by Dawgywillyman February 4, 2023

off road scrambler

Similar to a Chinese fire drill but orgy-like. Everyone exits the vehicle to try new positions.

The gang frequently pulls over to do the off road scrambler.

by P-for-paranoia December 17, 2019

Soule Road Middle

school in CNY where the kids who go their act like they’re from the hood the white boys do drugs and the girls are fake bitches the teachers are horrible and always finding new, stupid reasons to give you detention and something to the kid part about how the girls fake their depression for attention not to mention the kids love doing drugs and enjoy juuling

person: who spilled the lean all over the bathroom?
person 2: must’ve been a soule road middle school kid

by Wnaanoakakdnfnfdm January 11, 2019

Bury new road

This is where man like kian Boyer shops to get his real clothes mans Nike tick fell off his tn’s and his fake red vapourmax that sounded like high heels when he walked

Shall we go bury new road

Nar bro I’m tryna get real stuff

by Kian is gay February 9, 2020