Rice

Brown, White

Chinese

Wow! That’s some nice rice right there. I wonder if it’s Brown or white? It’s probably Chinese

by Man-Rice dude October 8, 2018

saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.

Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"

by cried for caitlin June 2, 2018

maggot in a rice barrel.

noun

Is a variant of the needle in a haystack phrase. Intended to be used in a derogatory and insulting manner.

to try and locate the whereabouts of a fugitive criminal in the big city, is like trying to find a maggot in a rice barrel.

by Baron Neville June 5, 2018

rice college

rice college is a borinnngggg school with borrinnnggggg teachers but overall you make great friends and enjoy it

i hate rice college but i have loads of friends

by anonimus ~and i oop- June 23, 2019

Rice Burning

Translation from Spanish idiom. When someone’s pants or underwear goes inside letting their cheeks’ shape visible.

a:yo! Her rice burning bad
b: yeah we should tell her to fix her jeans.

by ToTypeMyWhat July 6, 2019

Purple Rice

One of the best things to ever exist. It is a delicious rice you can dip in sauce and it makes your mouth tingle if you have not tried you mean nothing to this world. If someone calls you purple rice its a compliment.

Yo that girl so fine she like purple rice.

by Oakchain May 24, 2019

Rice Carr college

Shitty fucking norty skool needs burning down teachers little cunts

All the kids there are top class well behaved 😉😉😂

Fuck rice Carr college

by FuckSkool May 25, 2019