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robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.
“Did that person just do a robert pattinson
by battheowldk December 9, 2020
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Robert

I'm using this app to confess my love for Robert. He is weird and kinda short with brown hair and brown eyes. He is kinda like that weird band kid, but he is the best and most funniest guy to be friends with or something even more.
I caught Robert crossdressing just to fool a guy into buying him stuff off Amazon.
by Scorviee September 6, 2021
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Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox
Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.
by painpob February 21, 2022
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Robert

A handsome alpha male hide your mom if he is around Or she will immediately fall for her also known as nighthawk
Robert or nighthawk
by Johnny765467 March 24, 2022
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Luca Roberts

Luca is the cutest baby in the world

Chubby cute monster
From Mason
PS: This is for my brother
Luca Roberts, I hope you do well in your surgery today
by Iknowfacts March 10, 2022
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Norman Robert

Definitely a MANLY MAN! Tall, has something to hold on to, beautiful blue eyes that hold the deepest of attraction, brown or dirty blonde hair and a smile that tbr ladies love. He is always there for his family. Gives his lady all she deserves and then some. Jack of all trades master of most. Has more to give if he would only open up and make his life a little easier. Once he hits 40 things fall into place and thr lady by his side by then is he one true love. His boys love him and his daughter knows no other father.
by #HunnyBee June 7, 2021
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Robert

A skettebum that doesn’t deserve a lot of the respect he gets. He’s a pleb and has had is tounge down Alycea porters throat. He is a transgender that thinks he’s hard but isn’t.
Yno Robert.
Yes
He’s a pleb.
by Betanee April 19, 2019
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