pre-j

A blowjob prior to going out with a group of friends, usually after a few rounds of shots.

"We were in Matt's room and she took me upstairs for a little pre-j action."

by Sir Chodesworth April 12, 2012

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Pre-Game

(In relation to sex)
(Verb)
- Masturbating, but not climaxing, an hour or more before sex to boost hormone level and improve performance.

Me: I chugged a gallon of pineapple juice and pre-gamed like hell tonight, I can't wait to see <insert girl name>.

by Barry McKokkenner September 3, 2019

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(Verb) Pre-spraying is when someone knows that they are about to take a massive shit, like a bomb; a volcano; the big one, so they spray air freshener before hand so they don't have to bare the stank and/or so they don't have to spray as much air freshener to rid of the stank afterwards.

I had Taco Bell last night, so I pre-sprayed the bathroom before I shat because I knew dat shit was goin to stank.

by OGMacMaster055 July 10, 2016

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pre-drinkies

Gettin absolutely mortal before a night out on glens & lambrini

Wanna have pre-drinkies before beths? Lets get MORTAL

by Ahahahahaha90 July 25, 2016

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old pre-school

adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.

As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.

by Bernard McGraw December 4, 2010

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