steel drain pipe

a steel drain pipe is a common form of torture the mafia uses which is when someone grabs a steel drain pipe and aggressively caves your skull in

Mafia Boss:hey Tony wheres the $50,000 you owe me

Tony:i....i do....dont have it yet

Mafia Boss:give him the steel drain pipe Marco
Marco:sure thing boss
Tony:no....no.. please i have a family

by mr georgy the handgun September 26, 2023

Pipe rattler

When you flush ur poop and the pipes make a knocking sound

Bro I just had a pretty good pipe rattler that I felt a little bump in the floor

by Fuc biden May 25, 2021

Laying pipe

To lay pipe is to absolutely rail a man.

Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"

by Harrydon May 30, 2023

Cheeto Puff Pipe

Using a consenting Minion from Despicable Me as a fleshlight.

"Works been busy lately" "Yeah I need a Cheeto Puff Pipe!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Rusty Drain Pipe

A dirty, unwiped anus.

Oh my gosh, she bent over and I saw she had a rusty drain pipe.

by Johnjimo April 16, 2021

earliest pipe

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds

Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.

by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018

Side pipe

If a girl is having sex with one guy for an extended period of time but are not dating, and he goes home for the weekend, she resorts to her side pipe. This is a guy that she has banged before, but has not lead anywhere, and she keeps him on the back burner when needed.

Yo Ivan wasn't here this weekend,so she got some serious side pipe.

by UVM'sfinest July 5, 2016