pimp kiss

Giving your bitch a black eye when she dont listen.

My old lady forgot to pay the gas bill, so I pimp kissed her!

by FUDMF December 22, 2010

Science Pimp

A person w/ the greatest of knowledge. One who has the luxury of needing NO religion to explain questions to which he/she already knows the answer. A member of the Illuminati. A religion HATER.

Man I hate that Trever dude, he's such a science pimp!
Damn science pimps say religion is detrimental to the progress of humanity.

by The Professor420 July 5, 2011

Pimp Stack

Guy who typically drives a vehicle like an '86 Mercury Cougar, and who usually attracts male suitors.

Zach: Who is that dude in that Cougar? His pants are too short.

Tommy: That's pimp stack

by Musteadman February 28, 2009

laugh pimp

An individual who requires laughter in response to inane comments, stories and humor. Typically, an employer/supervisor who derives adulation from an employee, who assumes the role of the 'laugh whore' and laughs at virtually everything the laugh pimp says.

"Carl is such a laugh pimp. He keeps making those dumb comments to try to get a laugh. Too bad his laugh whore is the only one forcing a laugh."

by C.A.L.C. September 19, 2005

wanabee pimp

aka matty williams and peej dawg and chris rylands

i can play bitches like i play wiv a basketball n im shit at basketball

by anonymous February 1, 2005

bald-pimped

The act of a bald, middle-aged man convincing two gullible girls to make out in public and then posting the pictures of the fake lesbianism online for all to enjoy.

Person 1: "Paris and Lindsay were making out at the club last night!"
Person 2: "I know, Chris put the pictures online! I can't believe they let themselves get bald-pimped again!"

by classic pwnings June 27, 2007

wana-pimp

a guy who thinks it makes him a stud cus he puts it about a bit and girls laugh at him behind his back, but slappers sleep with cus hes ready! and so are they!
so hes kind of a wanna be pimp, but we aint buying that shit! he aint no REAL man!

OMG! look at *name* acting like a real jerk again, hahaha he thinks he looks good dont he, hes just a wana-pimp, the only thing that will take him is *name of slapper*

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005