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puffin

Something a little better in functionality than what happens to be the most popular form of the thing in question.

Comes from the fact that a puffin is a black and white bird adapted for both swimming and flying, whereas a penguin is also a black and white bird but is only adapted for swimming, and yet is far more popular than a puffin is.

The state of something being puffiny is always up for debate however.
Of the Xbox and PS2, the Xbox would have been the puffin.
by Teuthida August 16, 2007
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Puffer Fish

The act of placing one's mouth on an uncircumcised penis and blowing air into the space between the glans and the foreskin causing it to quickly "puff out" like a puffer fish.
Two things were remarkable when I posed the idea of the "puffer fish" to my girlfriend: First, that she was not only willing, but downright excited to do so. Second, it worked even better that I had hypothesized, and it felt AWESOME.
by Steve Turbo(the original) February 18, 2010
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cocoa puffs

fat black girls, the kind you do NOT want to cover in any white liquids.
John: "I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs!!!"
Mike: "Dude, not cool..."
by gwu March 23, 2011
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Puffin

The biggest, baddest bitch you will ever encounter. Shes white too. And shes real.
Guy 1: dang bruh what are you doing rn
Guy 2: Just putting a leash on my bitch (Puffin) and taking her for a walk
Guy 1: goddamn dawg thats kinda hot
Guy 2: very pog!
by Shtegosaurus January 7, 2021
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Puffin

Girlfriend: I love you Puffin.
Boyfriend: I love you too Sweetie. *blushes*
by jessieminkley March 22, 2008
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puffy leaf

A puffy leaf is a phrase used to describe the penis of an uncontrolable masturbator, as their penis develops a harch, leafy texture and gets a 'puffy' surface in arbitrary places.
Greg: "Hey dude, what's wrong?"
Matt: "I think I have puffy leaf bro."
Greg: "Oh rad man, can I see it?"
Matt: "No sies man!"
Greg: "K..."
by Mr. Mandizi May 1, 2008
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Puffed Tongue

When the tongue of your shoes is pushed up off your foot ensuring your pants don't cover the sick graphics on the tongue of your shoes. Requires loose shoe laces and a usually results in a clomping sound as you walk.
Check out his puffed tongue on those shoes
by xtra chris p March 17, 2011
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