Road Pizza

when something or someone is really mangled by a car or other thing like that...

commonly also described as FUBAR

dude he was hit by the bus and now he's fucked...

by Mac ir610 August 04, 2004

splitting a pizza

the gayest thing two guys can do together

After splitting a pizza last friday, Rando and Drock could barely make eye contact around the office.

by rando's parents September 01, 2008

pizza rule

The Pizza Rule is usually invoked when referring to an unattractive female. "It ain't good pizza, bit it IS pizza."

"Ug. All right, I'll go for it, but I'm invoking the Pizza Rule."

by Traitor Joe August 02, 2008

Irish Pizza

A pizza pie doused in whiskey.

Irishman: Ill have one Irish Pizza

Italian: Jameson or Jack Daniels?

Irishman: Jameson

by Joe Biden JR. November 17, 2009

Pizza Roll

A sexually deviant act where a man takes a roll of dough and rolls it into the shape of a pizza crust. He then proceeds to jerk off, shit on, and then spit on, the pizza. Rolling into a kind of burrito form, he then jams it into a girl's vagina in a harsh manner, adding the "sauce" needed to complete the pizza roll.

Yo son, did you hear about why Jenni's walking all funny? Brad did her a Pizza Roll!

by Psychovore July 21, 2008

Pizza Shit

The extreme version of "piece of shit"
If the person is so shitty as to not even deserve to be called a piece of shit- You call them a pizza shit or, alternatively a "Pizza Fuck"

Yo dude- the way you just killed that baby with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch was super fucked up...your a complete pizza shit.

by BallHogMike July 08, 2018

earth pizza

what you become when you splat the ground after jumping off a building

All that was left of Timmy was some earth pizza.

by rzimp April 14, 2010