Car Pizza

Leftover pizza that is reheated by being left in a car with the windows closed in direct sunlight. May seem gross at first, but the overall quality and enjoyability is greater than if microwaved.

Car pizza is a good alternative to soggy, shitty microwaved pizza.

by Count Grimhook July 23, 2012

earth pizza

what you become when you splat the ground after jumping off a building

All that was left of Timmy was some earth pizza.

by rzimp April 23, 2010

pizza club

started by 3 of apopka’s most important figures, pizza club is an idealistic cult aiming to bring a slow death to power-hungry student governments and create good times for the community. notable events of the club’s include groufit friday and the cookout.

pizza club rules:
1 - don’t talk about pizza. pizza club is not based around the food, and as such, any attempt to say the word “pizza” without directly following it up with “club” is an offense best punished by banishment.
2 - shave your armpits. other body hair is fine, but armpit hair specifically is to be no longer than 0.5 inches in length. having armpit hairs longer than this is unacceptable and your pizza club membership will be revoked if you’re caught exceeding the limit.
3 - treat your fellow pizza club members as you would family. even if you don’t have a family or don’t like yours, it’s still expected that you treat your pizza club friends the same way you’d want to be treated.

important pizza club terms:
groufit - grey outfit. an outfit consisting of no colors other than grey, though which shade of it doesn’t matter.
brudda(s) - pizza club for brother(s).
sista(s) - pizza club for sister(s).

person 1: hey, are you going to the pizza club spring day?
person 2: hell yea, brudda! i shaved my armpits down to the bone just for it. don’t wanna get kicked out in front of everyone

by veganpussyslayyer42069 June 5, 2022

italian pizza

The Italian pizza refers to the rare situation in which a man with a large sum of cash(dough) and a group of blonds partake in sexual intimacy. To complete the pizza, the previously mentioned females involved are required to be in the bleeding section of their menstrual cycle. All participants involved must have or feign Italian accents and heritage.

"Me and all my girlfriends have synced up our menstrual cycles. The other night Robert Diniro got us all in his bed, and told us to act like we were from the jersey shore. We thought he would say no once we told him it was our times of the month, but instead he just called it an Italian pizza"

by ziggythatch December 17, 2013

Pizza time

Mutual masturbation on FaceTime or video chat.

Hey Mason, pizza time later?

by anonymous September 7, 2020

Boneless pizza

-a boneless pizza
-a weak little white kiddo

-john

guy 1:uhmmm lemme get a boneless pizza with a 2 liter coke
guy 2: a what kinda pizza?
guy 1: a boneless pizza
guy 2: im sorry we dont have that on the menu
guy 1: awwww

by littlegingerfuck123 August 29, 2017

Pizza Whore

A person who is willing to do anything for Pizza. Most pizza whores have similar names. Most common names are Braden, Brandon, or Brady's. Surnames include Jones, Johnson, etc.. Is rare cases a PW will have one of both names.

Braden Jones is such a Pizza Whore.

by likeajew November 21, 2014