Pimp Shizzle

When someone is beyond the pimp and is sizzlin' like bacon.

"Did you see that...that...that pimp so pimp, he was pimp shizzle! Unbelievable."

by Penelope the Pimp Shizzle February 14, 2009

pimp kiss

Giving your bitch a black eye when she dont listen.

My old lady forgot to pay the gas bill, so I pimp kissed her!

by FUDMF December 22, 2010

Science Pimp

A person w/ the greatest of knowledge. One who has the luxury of needing NO religion to explain questions to which he/she already knows the answer. A member of the Illuminati. A religion HATER.

Man I hate that Trever dude, he's such a science pimp!
Damn science pimps say religion is detrimental to the progress of humanity.

by The Professor420 July 5, 2011

Pimp Stack

Guy who typically drives a vehicle like an '86 Mercury Cougar, and who usually attracts male suitors.

Zach: Who is that dude in that Cougar? His pants are too short.

Tommy: That's pimp stack

by Musteadman February 28, 2009

laugh pimp

An individual who requires laughter in response to inane comments, stories and humor. Typically, an employer/supervisor who derives adulation from an employee, who assumes the role of the 'laugh whore' and laughs at virtually everything the laugh pimp says.

"Carl is such a laugh pimp. He keeps making those dumb comments to try to get a laugh. Too bad his laugh whore is the only one forcing a laugh."

by C.A.L.C. September 19, 2005

wanabee pimp

aka matty williams and peej dawg and chris rylands

i can play bitches like i play wiv a basketball n im shit at basketball

by anonymous February 1, 2005

bald-pimped

The act of a bald, middle-aged man convincing two gullible girls to make out in public and then posting the pictures of the fake lesbianism online for all to enjoy.

Person 1: "Paris and Lindsay were making out at the club last night!"
Person 2: "I know, Chris put the pictures online! I can't believe they let themselves get bald-pimped again!"

by classic pwnings June 27, 2007