painfularious

Something so bad, so awful, it's downright painful but you can't help but laugh at it in misery.

I was on the train and this girl was singing Smash Mouth's All Star on her iPod, and singing it badly... it was so painfularious but I couldn't stop laughing.

by mdhattar December 28, 2010

painbogganning

Tabogganning in the most painful way possible with the goal of trying to knock out as much as possible.

Dude, you hit your head way too many times painbogganning. Way too much of a retard now.

by AntiBoobs December 14, 2010

pading

Using an iPad on a regular basis, kinda like "surfing" the web

Joe get off already, you've been pading all day!!

by MyOwnLanguage February 26, 2011

paigey blaze

best dj in the world.

I'm going to see paigey blaze spin at the hottest club.

by Paige Blaze September 24, 2011

paige rosenbrook

a young woman who is beautiful and will be there for you no matter what. you can always trust her, because she has your best intrest in mind
-donavin

paige rosenbrook has the best ass ever i would tap that any time anywhere paige rosenbrook

by dvonhat December 6, 2012

Paige Yadon

This is when you take the bottom half of the muffin and coat it with the top half's gooey insides, except with semen and vagina. What you do is;
First, grind up some nutmeg
Second, spray your partner's desired hole with PAM
Third, pour the nutmeg into desired PAM lubricated hole.
Fourth, WAIT. You have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major nutsack
Fifth, screw your partner.
Sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of semen, PAM, and nutmeg out.

Seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
Final step; Ingest

Dude I had the craziest weekend. You know my buddy Cecelia? Well, get this: We did the Paige Yadon for three days straight. I haven't tripped that much balls since the Titanic came out.
Holy fuck you lucky bastard

by ErectalScharp January 12, 2013

paige reay

paige reay is a loveable smart faishonable person, loves to be with friends, she is constantly happy and making everyone else happy, she loves to party and go to social gatherings, loves music and she will make a great girlfriend to the right guy!

ohh look over there, she is so fashionable it must be a paige reay

by heeheeaa September 20, 2013