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Snaps(Snaqs)

A Motherfucking Tortle who kicks ass, join his religion or die like the scum you are. Dental included, must be willing to fight for Snaps at all cost.
Damn, Snaps just fucked that guy up. .

Snaps(Snaqs)-a Tortle in 5e
by SKIPPY001 March 17, 2023
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Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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Snap

A "Snap" is something that requires both fingers and the Infinity Gauntlet.
Thanos: *SNAPS*

Half of the universe: I ̢̧̡̛̱̯̲̺͖̬̣̘̲̯͎̱͎̱͕̬͖̮͚̙̭̰͚̰̯̱̯̗̈́̈̇͂͌̐̌̔̈̾̆́͐͐͒̌̀̃͗̅̿̈́̌͋̐̇̅͌̒̑͐͛̔̾͆̊̑͘͘̕͘̚͝͝͠͠ͅͅ ̵̢̢̰̗́̋̊͂͊̔͛̑͋̒̆̅͑̆̇̐̿͌̀͌͒͂͆͒̒̎̆̉̔̉̄̅͋̂̕͘͘͝͝d̶̨̛̲̼͊̐̄̉̀̓̆͊̓͒͌͋̒͊̌̽̈́́̑̀̄̈̽͗̓̔̓͒̔́̈͐̈̑̏̍̎̅͒̑̈́̆͑̀̍͘o ̨̡̧̡̛̱̰͚͖̩̰̗͔̹̘̝̙̩͎̟͓͇̤͎͖̪͎͖̙͍̟̹͔͚̻̲̜̜̪͉̞̉͐̃̐̄̀̌́̋̓̊̋̂̓͗̑͆̓̏́͒́̎͜͜͝͝n̶̨̛̦͕͚͚͇̣̮̺̙̖̯̙͐̽͑̌̓͐͑̓̏̆̌̈́̔͊͛͋̉̀̇̅̈́̐́̅̍̊̌̇̈́̈́̄͋͑́̚͘͜͝͝͝ͅ'̶̩̥̰̯̪͕̹͉̌̈́̓̽̇̂̂̒̃̔̇́̃͘̚͝t̶̡̨̡̢̨̢̛̺̻̣̱̺͖͙̮̙̦̩̹̙̤̻͉̜̰͍̜̠̟̜̼̫̞̭̖͓̟̱̘̩̦͇̟̤̩͕͖͛͂̓̍̀͛͛͑̐̇͐͐͌̎̄̂̀̑͋̍̄̂̾̀̆̏̊́́́̚͜͠͠͝͠ ̧̞̲͙̗̱̦̯͎͚̜̭͖͔͖͈̓̑̒ͅf ̛̞̝̯͚͈̝̳̬̙͇͙̥̿̄̋͋̊͂̽͌͒͗͋͊̂̍͗͐̀̉̐͐̀͝͝͝͠ͅę̵̧̡̨̢̛̼̪̥̳̣̗̲̩̟̺̯̤̗̰̜͖͓̰̮̥̘͖͖̱̣͎̠͉̙̠͚̻̯̹̬̻͍̥̪̞͙̽̈͋͆̀͗͌͠e ̢̛͙̱̠͎̮̭̭̹̺̾̋͌͌̄͗̈́̈́̾͆̐͑̋̎̒̒̋̄͗͜͠͠l ̢̨̡̡̧̛̛͇̥͔̞̝͖̘͎͙̟͉̰̬̙͈͎͚̠̬̻̠̱̝͉̰̤̮̖͉̯̖̲̟̈́̀̇̀͆͑̈́͗̂́̏̀̊̓̈́͋͂̎̅̌̓̂̑̽̌̓̊̿̋͐͊̑̈́̍́̒͘̚̚̚̕͘̚̚͝͝ ̴̧̧͕̱̦͉̮̣̝̘̮͚̽͛̉͑̓͗̉̌̃͑̉̀̀̑͐̾̐̑̉̑̕͘͜͝ͅş̶̡̡̨̣̦͙̰̬͉̭̙̬̹̣̦̺͚̞̮̘͙̺͖̖̱͍̫͙͇̩͍̜̦̫̥̩̱̟̐̽͗̌͂̑͋͌̄̑̓́̽̿̈́̃̃̿͑̏͋͋́̾͒̀͘̚͘͝͝͝o̴̧͔̥͚͎̣̼̝̦̺͚̻̣̘͍̣̠͇͍͈̭̥͇̹͍̫̼̖̿̉̈́͆̋̆͌̋̍͑̍͊̈́̏̆̈́́̇̔̐̓͒͂̓̽́͆̿̀̂̽̃͆͗͆̚̚͜͝͝͝ ̶̧̨̨̡̨̢̡͚̳̣̲̯̱̥̼̘͛̀͑̓̄͐̀̊̇̈́̅̐̏͊͑̽̽͑͑͛͒͆̿͆͂͒̎͊̎̈́͌̅͌̄̉͗̕͘͘͘̕͘͘͝g̵̢̢̛͚͓͙̳̪̩̪͎̩͉͇̲̖̫̲̭̠̯͗͐͆̒̆͋̀̽͊̀͆̓̈͋͆̐̅̒̊̃́͘̕̕̕͝͝͠o ̧̡̣̬̼̮̭͎͈͖͇̫͓̪̠͔̈̍̀̒̐͗̒̅o ̡̨̧̢̳̘̺͎̬̖̩͈̮̝̟̲̣̟̲̩̞̞͉̘͔̗̖͚̥̖̙̟͈̪̳͎̱̜̭̬͈̏͑͒͂̾͑͂̇̀͝͝ͅd ̧͓͖̟̲̮͎̠͈͍̳̺̠̒̌͗̎͆̔̆̿̃̈́͋͋́͆̓̈́̇͝͠͝. ̧̢̛̥̟̦͖̫̫̳̝̘̫̋̍̊͆̃̆͌̉͋́̀̋͗̇̂̊̽͂͆̐̆̈́̍̀͒̋̾͌͌̌͘͘̚̕͜͝. ̢̡̢̡̠̠͇͎̦̲̲̣͒̆̔̈́̇̾̎̀̆͒̅͋̓̉̈́̎̅̎̚̚͘͝͝͠ͅ.̶̧̡̪͕̮̮̩͙̘̻̮̺͙̹̙̭̤̬̥̖͕̤̝̠̖̹̮̖̮̫͈̝̝̟̜͎̻̰͐͆͌̏́̃̌̃̀̔̂̋̍̀͋̚̚͝͝
by Spinach Cookie January 11, 2022
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365 day snap streak

When you and someone achieve 365 day snap streak you must send eachother a nude.
Desiree and I hit a 365 day snap streak, she said she would let me see her boobs.
by Eljef3 June 4, 2024
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Snap & Crackle

Jane: I love the new Sara Jade song ! What genre of music do you think she is?

John: Snap & Crackle......No Pop.
by Franklin T Rizzo December 5, 2020
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snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.
My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.
by TheGirlBird March 11, 2014
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Pizza snap

A way to seperate 2 pieces of pizza with one hand. Grab the crust of one slice between the thumb (on top) and the pinky and ring fingers (bottom). grab the crust of the adjacent slice with the pointer (top) and middle (bottom) fingers. Finnaly, with a quick jerk or snap, seperate the pieces of pizza. Takes some practice to become proficient at, but well worth the effort.
Seth: "Hey Chris, grab me a slice of pizza."
Chris: "I can't. I'm holding my own slice."
Seth: "Just pizza snap it."
by nighthawk61 April 4, 2008
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