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Nut Gusher

When you nut in a ravioli and feed it to your wife
by MR.NUTGUSHER February 9, 2018
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nut god

A nut god is a man who can nut largely and repeatedly to a girl even if he's nutted 1 time already Nut gods are usually black dude's but can be other races
Tiffany: My man is a nut god
Brescia: For real?
Tiffany: Yeah he nutted 3 times and it was alot
by The Universal Exploiter March 18, 2018
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Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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Nut Rubber

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.
I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.
by Mr. Blue Balls August 27, 2013
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water nut

When you nut and it’s so clear that it looks like aquafina spring water. If you water nut in someone, it is impossible for pregnancy to occur.
Did you just nut in me?”
“Nah, I water nutted so we’re good”
by dtheballer12345 November 16, 2017
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Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.
I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.
by _Luke_Ass_ February 5, 2019
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Academia Nut

An individual who enthusiastically engages in the pursuit knowledge, to the point of obsessiveness.
"Dan already through the textbook our prof assigned us!"

"Man, he's such an academia nut."
by LOL So True September 4, 2011
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