Idol Minds

by Jamesy H April 7, 2003

Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism

Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"

by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025

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Mind Yours

Minding your own business.

“Is that your real hair?”
“Does it matter? Mind Yours.!”

by mochiana July 28, 2020

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Mindful

Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.

Please be mindful of others and get a vaccine even if you don't want one.

by Coyote1998 December 28, 2021

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Mind melding

When you pick your nose and stick your booger into the other persons nostrils.

Mike "Hey man, quit picking your nose!"
Ike "its ok I'm not gonna waste it, we're gonna end up mind melding after you go to sleep, like on star trek."

by Ithink2much December 14, 2020

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