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Ninja is an epic gamer that has a PhD in dub. He is a supermarket if the supermarket only sold bread. It's EPIC
Guy1: Ninja is epic
Guy2: Also, subscribe to pewdiepie
MrBeast: Agreed
Ninja by angelfacepeanut April 2, 2019

deuce ninja 

(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.
The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.
deuce ninja by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008

Kitchen Ninja 

One who is deft in the kitchen.
"Cumbie is a Kitchen Ninja, he seems to work every station with ease.
Kitchen Ninja by Chris Cumbie January 4, 2009

Facebook Ninja

1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"

Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."

*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
Facebook Ninja by ncmo April 4, 2010

KS ninja 

A person who will stop at nothing to steal somebodys kill.
Noob: YAY IM ABOUT TO GET A KILL!

KS ninja: BANG n00b u just got KSED!
KS ninja by Teh epix ninja July 14, 2010

Kitchen Ninja 

An individual who wakes up in the middle of the night, sneaks downstairs and steals snacks unnoticed.
If being a kitchen ninja is wrong, why is there a light in the fridge?
Kitchen Ninja by Excalibur025 November 6, 2010