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Your Parents and Everyone Else Concerned With Your Mental and Physical Health : What a joke.
by I Can Schmell You November 14, 2019
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joke

a free pass to avoid someone getting mad at you
person a: i hate u
person b: the fuck??? We are best friends
a: omg it’s just a joke get over it lol
b: not anymore
by go away please and thank you October 7, 2019
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Joke

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline
See your life is not a joke because jokes has meaning
by bRed buDdy<3 June 19, 2021
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IA joke

A joke that is neither funny, nor appropriate.
+ I have to register for classes in 2 weeks.
- What kind of a sick joke is this?
+ I agree, it's a total IA joke...
by maryjka August 25, 2021
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joke

a word that was offensive to all women and LGBTQ members in 2020-present.
Tiffany: THATS NOT FUNNY BLM WAS NOT A JOKE AND AUNT JEMIMA SYRUP WAS RACIST
Bob: Calm down it was a joke.
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The Mayo Joke

Dude *Joseph* literally has a mayo obsession.
Bro *Alex* CANT PUT DOWN THE MAYO!

The Mayo Joke is about Mayonnaise
by BookaTheQueen March 24, 2025
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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